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Once I worked as an operator on an
old IBM 370/Model 138 mainframe at a local college.
My position had been reclass-ified to fall into
a new area outside of the I/S staff.
One day, my new supervisor entered the room
and stared at the air conditioning unit directly behind me.
He studied the two flashing lights for a few moments
and asked what job it was currently processing.

I killed my career by replying, "Actually, sir, it's cooling
the room. The computer is over here."

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"Have you ever noticed how they keep improving your laundry
detergent, but they still can't get those blue flakes out?
Why do we trust them to get our clothes clean?
These guys can't even get the DETERGENT white!"
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Patharr kyun marte ho,
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Sharyri



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